You know you’ve done too much shopping when your dad notices. 

  • Plot Twist:

    You meet someone.

  • Bigger Plot Twist:

    You meet someone who has read all the same books as you and is obsessed with all the same stuff.

  • Even Bigger Plot Twist:

    They are of your preferred gender and find you attractive, then ask you out.

  • The Biggest Plot Twist Of Them All:

    They live in the same city as you.

  • The Plot Twist of All Plot Twists:

    They Exist

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

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THINGS COME & GO
& SOMETIMES PEOPLE
CHANGE,
THE ONLY THING THAT
YOU CAN CONTROL
IS THE WAY
YOU ACT & BEHAVE